10. Amanda Seyfried
At #10 is Amanda Seyfried. All hail the queen clad in bubble wrap. This was a really horrible outfit. Amanda is a beautiful girl, granted I find it hard to fit her with the life of glamor and fame. I don't know for some reason she just doesn't seem to belong to that world but I digress. I think this was a poor choice for her All I want to do is go rip off that bubble wrap off of her and pop them. Sorry but that dress wasn't great on you
9. Jennifer Lopez
I like Jennifer Lopez, honestly I do LOL, I can't even type that with a straight face well let me stop. Didn't she like steal someone's husband? Oh boy my mouth we are not discussing people we are discussing outfits. Anyway, so yeah, Jenn decided to go bubble wrappy on me too. I don't know what she was thinking when she decided to choose the same exact material Amanda was wearing. The only difference is that her dress actually has a bit of sass to it otherwise they would both be tied at number 10 but yeah I like Jenny bankadonk! *weird plastic smile*
8. Mariah Carey
Look up in the sky is it a bird, No it's a plane no look carefully, looks like a whale in tights yeah that's probably what it is look again....long pause...oh it's Mariah Carey wearing what doesn't fit again. Sitting at number eight is Madame Cannon oh well need I say more. It was just a bad idea so insert your own funny comments here.
7.Diane Kruger
Even now I'm sitting here thinking, did she really wear that? Well I guess the sheep need herding and nothing better than Diane Shepherd lady Kruger. That was just tacky. All she needed was a hat and a long shepherd staff and she would be good old Mary who had a little lamb. I went to sleep on this one ZZZZZ....
6.Charlize Theron
I really really like Charlize Theron so it is with a heavy heart that I place her in number 6. I really really wanted to like this dress but it was all types of wrong. Sob Sob Sob...*takes a deep breath and goes to take a shower to cool down and returns* so yeah Charlize, this just wasn't right for you. You looked like a purple swan among the beautiful white swan. I like how you posed for all the pictures but it just was tacky and unacceptable. Please do better next time, thank you very much.
5.Nicole Richie
What kind of snake is that...I tell you, very soon they will be naming a new snake after Nicole Richie. Where did she get that? So she looked like she came out of Star Wars and Obi Wan Kenobi and put a spell on her. Sorry but this was too weird sorry try again next year
4.Kathryn Bigelow
So I have come to the conclusion that some people just don't know how to dress but that doesn't mean that they can't be good at what they do. So I won't bash this woman too hard. She is clearly a great director so yeah kathryn stick to directing because that outfit was all kinds of wrong. the seams look like they were thirsty. It was such an unflattering look. Better luck next time because that was certainly not a historical moment dress.
We are now getting close to the top 3 best of the Worst
3.Tina Fey
This woman is arguably one of the most talented people on television but Tina Tina Tina you picked the wrong outfit. It was dark and confusing and I felt bad for you because I want you to have successful look but then I cringed and felt uncomfortable and sorry all at the same time but not in that order necessarily. All I can say is it just was a sad sight. So I shall say no more
2.Zoe Saldana
Zoe Saldana has had a very good year so I was really excited to see her on the red carpet and not only that was rooting for her to look good. I was pumped only to see her lo and behold appear in this weird contraption of a dress. Really?! That was the best you could find? I mean what made it worst was her trying to look like the dress was great and that she was really happy to be wearing it. The naked emperor can fool the people for a little while but we the children can clearly see the emperor has no clothes on. Sorry Zoe, I really wanted this to be successful but it was a complete car crash and you laughing and trying hard to make it seem ok just didn't work. At least Diane Kruger looked sad and so got a little pity but you didn't so you get none...:P
1.Sarah Jessica Parker
One word "HORRENDOUS".This is a typical case of from grace to grass. I was sitting there dumbfounded. What was this woman thinking? Did she seriously think anyone was going to like this shapeless outfit? Like really really? I mean like really really really? I absolutely disliked the dress. Perhaps she will learn that being a trend setter doesn't mean we will swallow hook line and sinker whatever garbage you choose to endorse. Sorry Sarah Jessica this was an epic FAIL.
So Ladies and Gentlemen that concludes our break from serious talk, I hope you all enjoyed it. Next time I will be continuing with a little schpiel on the acceptance speeches with an attempt to rewrite some. Leave some feedback when you can.
5 comments:
Ben, you had me until Tina Fe. I thought she was totally tolerable. Are you more against one shoulder or muted leopard print? Also SJP I thought was at least daring...her dress said more than 'i just have bad taste.'. Did you catch Hilary Swank's v-neck by any chance? I kind of think it's better to be the worst than just average, though. At least people are talking about you...and there's always next time to redeem yourself. :)
Court, I am not against the one shoulder or muted leopard print or the dress at all for that matter, I am against her wearing it when she shouldn't be wearing it and I don't mean it in a bad way. Some of the dresses that flopped didn't flop because the dresses were bad they were just not flattering on the wearers unfortunately and that's why there is a mirror and the need to surround yourself with honest people who will say things like ummm that dress doesn't work on you so try something else.
SJP was daring yes but for all the wrong reasons. It was bold just for the sake of being bold there was nothing flattering about her wearing it.
I did catch hilary swank's v neck but that was daring in a sleek kinda of way SJP was daring in a frumpy, sad, I'm dying for attention and dying to stay current kind of way. As far as being the worst and having people talk about you and redeeming yourself I agree with you but sadly it's like a scar you remember it forever.
haha. fair enough. further confirms i won't be sharing pictures of a certain peach dress. sometimes i appreciate a well crafted lie.
There was nothing daring about SJP. Unless by daring you mean stupid :-)
mariah carey left me... speechless...
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